Archive for March, 2006

Ever Get The Feeling You’re Being Watched?

Posted in Thoughts with tags , , , on March 14, 2006 by Bjorn Grainger

(This blog was originally written on Myspace)

I live in a small town in the rolling hills and valleys of mid-Wales. It’s a quiet little place, not a lot happens. When compared to the rest of the country, crime is practically non-existent. The worst we suffer from is mindless vandalism from bored teenagers and drunken yobs.

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago i returned to work after a few days off to find a security camera had been installed. Now, I wouldn’t have minded if it were surveying the whole shop. But no, it was pointed directly at me, at the till.

There had been rumours amongst the other staff that money had been going missing, but I gave it no heed. I’m not one for gossip, and when it come to work (well, this job at least), i don’t give a damn. I just want to come in, do what has to be done, and leave with the minimum of fuss.

So, I stood there, under the gaze of the cold glass eye, and I noticed my behaviour had changed. I was definitely more self-conscious (I’m self-conscious at the best of times), making sure everything was in plain view of the camera, appearing as if I were working hard (i took it upon myself to do as little as possible around the shop after a disagreement with the boss. I leave it to the rest of the staff, they like their kiss-ass brownie points anyway). I have absolutely no idea why I was doing this as my conscience is clear. I’ve had nothing out of that till. It makes you think…

It’s two weeks on, my behaviour has returned to normal. I sit around listening to my iPod as often as I can, even getting slightly miffed if a customer dare disturb me. The money? It’s still missing, as far as I know. No staff members have disappeared, so I assume nobody has been caught red-handed. Lets hope the dirty tea-leaf has been sensible enough to end their evil ways.

Statement of Intent…

Posted in Thoughts with tags , , , on March 4, 2006 by Bjorn Grainger

(This blog was originally written on Myspace)

Wow, my very first blog. My first opportunity to inflict my views on an unsuspecting public. It’s my intention to fuck up the mainstream with my radical views on homeopathy, Tony (Lionel) Blairs won’t know what hit him! And my incisive, cutting remarks on George Dubya’s domestic and foreign policy will leave his presidential legacy in tatters (though, he seems to be doing a good enough job of that all by himself)!

So, let us unite! Let’s change this world for the better! Let us start now. Join with me.

JOIN US…

On second thoughts, this whole changing the world business seems awfully hard work, and i am incredibly lazy. Best leave it to those people who get up earliest in the morning.

So, yeah, this is my first blog. I haven’t had the ol’ webbernet long and i can’t say i’ve read too many blogs either, so i don’t know what the majority of people use them for, mainly to express a thought or an opinion, I’d imagine. That’s what you’re going to get from me, my own public diary.

Ah, diaries. Where, as a youth, you kept all those terrible secrets like your first big crush on Sally Dee* of class 7J, or those confusing feelings you had for sporty manly man boy George Emm*. A time of embarrassing night time emissions, and the guilty pleasure of finding, through gentle exploration, those emissions could be made at any time of the day or night! Great times.

(*names have been changed to protect MY identity)

I kept a diary when i was younger. Aboot when i was 14/15, i think. I still have it, hidden in a folder with a load of nonsensical ideas I’ve had over the years. My diary was nothing like i described before, it was more a log of my daily events. What was i thinking? That 10 years down the line I’d be desperate to know what the score of my favourite sports team was, or how funny Have I Got News For You was that week? Flicking through it now, it appears i only ever displayed any kind of feelings when writing aboot a videogame tournament i was in with a group of my friends! I must of been an emotionally distant child.

So, that was my first blog. Was it as good for you as it was for me? I do hope it wasn’t a crushing disappointment. Nobody needs that. It leaves you with dysfunctions. Or so I’ve been told…

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read my ramblings. If it was to your taste, i hope to update on a (semi)regular basis, so please feel free to pop in and have a look if you’re surfing by. Heck, in the more than likely event that nobody reads this, it was just good to write down and have my thoughts documented somewhere, not just let them float away into the ethereal, um, ether.

(Hence “thoughts arrive like butterflies” as my little quote/header type thingy! Geddit? This is all planned, you know. None of it’s by accident)

Y’all be good now.

Craig

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