Okay, I’m gonna come right out and say it – I don’t have a lot of love for the Mission Impossible series. If it’s action-packed espionage spy thrillery stuff I want, then I’ll watch the Bourne trilogy. I don’t think I’ve seen the first M.I. film since I rented it on VIDEO. Mission Impossible 2 soiled my eyes and mind with its awfulness. Heck, I haven’t even bothered catching up with Mission Impossible 3. So, why the heck am I reviewing Ghost Protocol? Because I love you, that’s why. Read more »
Archive for January, 2012
Review: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Thoughts with tags Bourne, Brad Bird, Burj Khalifa, Ethan Hunt, Ghost Protocol, IMF, Impossible Mission Force, Jeremy Renner, M.I., Mikael Blomkvist, Mikael Nyqvist, Mission Impossible, Mission Impossible 2, Mission Impossible 3, Mission Impossible 4, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, Paula Patton, Pixar, Simon Pegg, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, The Simpsons, Tom Cruise on January 30, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerNews: Prometheus International Poster And New Pic
Posted in Movies, News, Thoughts with tags Alien, BIG GIANT HEAD, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Michael Fassbender, Noomi Rapace, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Space Jockey on January 27, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerA quick update on Ridley Scott’s Prometheus. We’ve got the international poster we can see above. Not a lot different from the one released late last year, you get a better view of THE BIG GIANT HEAD. Less shrouded in darkness this time. There’s an ear! That’s new, right? Anyway, that’s not all we have. We have a new pic too. Check it out. Read more »
Review: Melacholia
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Thoughts with tags Alexander Skarsgård, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Claire, John Hurt, Justine, Kiefer Sutherland, Kirsten Dunst, Lars Von Trier, Melancholia, Spider-Man, Stellan Skarsgård on January 26, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerBirds fall from the sky, a horse collapses to the ground dying, sparks fly from Kirsten Dunst’s fingers, and we see the destruction of Earth by the looming giant blue planet Melancholia. All this in super slo-mo to a Wagnerian score. It’s beautiful and bleak. And all in the first ten minutes. Read more »
News: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Graphic Novel Cover & Other Little Titbits
Posted in Comics, Movies, News, Thoughts with tags Catwoman, David Fincher, DC, Fincher, Lisbeth Salander, Merkin, Meryl Streep, Millennium Trilogy, Noomi Rapace, Oscar Nomination, Piercings, Rooney Mara, Stieg Larsson, The Girl, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Vertigo on January 25, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerI have to admit, I really didn’t think we’d be writing all that much about The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo after the release of the US version. I mean, it’s great (see my review here), but everything has been pretty much covered, hasn’t it? Apparently not. Nope, you see, DC want in on Stieg Larsson’s moneyspinner too, and their adult off-shoot, Vertigo, is producing a graphic novel for each the Millennium trilogy. Wanna see the cover? Read more »
News: The Dark Knight Rises Flying Vehicle Named And Spoilers *WARNING*
Posted in Comics, Movies, News, Thoughts with tags Batman, Batman Begins, Chris Nolan, Christopher Nolan, George Lucas, Liam Neeson, Marion Cotillard, Miranda Tate, Ra's Al Ghul, Talia Al Ghul, TDKR, The Bat, The Dark Knight Rises, Tumbler on January 24, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerSo, last night I dreamt my friend, @BunchOfSteve, and I were invited to see the première of The Dark Knight Rises. No, true story. I’m not making this up for an interesting intro. I would never do that. Anyway, we were watching the film and it was AWFUL. I mean, George Lucas could have done better. Turned out Chris Nolan had made the film deliberately dreadful as part of an elaborate practical joke… and then I woke up. What’s this got to do with anything? Well, not a lot, but we may have a name for Batman’s new flying vehicle and some fairly big spoilers too. Read more »
Review: Coriolanus
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Thoughts with tags Brian Cox, coriolanus, Gerard Butler, James Nesbitt, Jessica Chastain, Jon Snow, Modern Warfare 2, movie, Movie reviews, Ralph Fiennes, review, shakespeare, Vanessa Redgrave on January 24, 2012 by bunchofsteve
Coriolanus, directed by and starring the nasally ominous Ralph Fiennes [raif-ines], is a Shakespearean tragedy that focuses on a man who makes war with foreign countries, his own country and more or less anyone within a five metre radius.
But is it any cop?
Review: Troll Hunter
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Thoughts with tags Blair Witch, Cloverfield, Found Footage, Hans, New York, Norway, Paranormal Activity, The Blair Witch Project, Troll, Troll Hunter, Trolls, Volda on January 18, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerThe Blair Witch Project has a lot to answer for. If not for its spectacular box office return on a minuscule budget, we would have been spared the current flood of ‘found footage’ films. Don’t get me wrong, I’m one of the few people who seemingly enjoyed Blair Witch, but it seems that everyone is at it these days. The fourth Paranormal Activity film is on its way. The first one is okay, I suppose, if you like your scares utterly predictable. But do we need four? How many camcorder shots of open doors do we need? We’ve also had big budget monster flick, Cloverfield. It trashed New York. Where do we go from there? Well, it seems the answer is the forests of Norway with Troll Hunter. Read more »
News: Will Ferrell Strikes Back In Casa De Mi Padre
Posted in Movies, News, Thoughts, Trailer with tags Anchorman, Casa De Mi Padre, Desperado, El Mariachi, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Robert Rodriguez, Scary Movie, Scream, Will Ferrell on January 16, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerHey, I know you guys like Will Ferrell. I mean, why wouldn’t you? He’s a funny guy! Remember that film Anchorman? Yeah, me too. It’s hard not with all the fucking quotes you see on Facebook and Twitter nearly every day… ANYWAY, yes, funny funnyman Will Ferrell is back being funny in funny film, Casa De Mi Padre. Roll the trailer, youtubes… Read more »
News: High Res Image Of Noomi Rapace In Prometheus
Posted in Movies, News, Thoughts with tags Alien, Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Shaw, Guy Pierce, Idris Elba, Michael Fassbender, Noomi Rapace, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Ripley, Space Jockey, Xenomorphs on January 15, 2012 by Bjorn GraingerThe slow drip feed of pics from Ridley Scott’s Prometheus continues. Last week USA Today had an exclusive shot from the film, amongst their many from upcoming blockbusters. Read more »








