(This blog was originally written on Myspace)
I found this in work today -
Tanks! Hot Rods! Feel the power! That smell isn’t petrol, my friends, it’s pure, undiluted testosterone!
I especially liked these -
Geoff flippin’ Capes! He better tear a Yellow Pages in half or I’ll be very disappointed…
“Laura from London”. Well, now I know she’s from the big city I can be assured of her undeniable talent and no longer will I think of her as just one of the stunt biker’s girlfriends being given something to do.